The Blockheads win best disappointment song

So in the week which marks 15 years since Ian Dury passed, and when The Blockheads are playing the Brooklyn Bowl, they’ve won the best song about disappointment with What a Waste.

What an accolade.

I can’t help but think they might be quite happy about that.

My latest Top 5 Songs poll was inspired by the cloudy event that was the 2015 eclipse. What a Waste steamrolled the other 31 songs submitted by my Facebook friends as disappointment song options. Here’s a lovely pie chart on how the vote went:

Disappointment
One of my claims to fame is making Norman Watt-Roy a cappuccino (not a euphemism). I’ve seen The Blockheads, the once backing band for Ian Dury, twice, while helping out behind a live music venue bar. Of all the gigs I’ve seen from that position or when I’ve been a regular punter, they were one of my favourites, so full of life and fun on stage, and so tight in the music that they play. Now fronted by Derek Hussey, I don’t believe that many bands half their age could keep up the technical ability and play such a long show, still looking like they love every second of the songs that they’ve been playing for so many years and the new ones that they bring with them. Norman Watt-Roy is also one of the nicest musicians/famous people/bassists I have ever met.*

TammyLynn.co.uk

With all that in mind, I find it ridiculous that there are still tickets available for the Brooklyn Bowl show. They are such a joy to watch.

For a band to celebrate such longevity and still sound fresh, still enjoy the show, they have to be quite innovative. For a band that was once fronted by Ian Dury, which has explored social contexts, institutionalism, disability and a tailor called Simon, it’s not going to be straightforward.

Last year they released the stems of their last studio album, Same Horse Different Jockey, and set fans the task of remixing them.

The result was ten songs and a new album – Same Song Different Mix.

Psssst - if you click on this image you can get the album for free!

Psssst – if you click on this image you can get the album for free!

The album artwork was created by Kilo Sinstars. The remixers include Essex’s own DJ Nucleus who came up on hip hop and breakbeats, was influenced by the sounds of Afrika Bambaataa and Grandmaster Flash, and went on into jungle and drum and bass; a sand sculptor who regularly plays Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Luc Valvona; and DB Cohen & Vibe Machine, “Bringing music with meaning, for independent people, by independent people”.

That’s the spirit. As I said there are ten songs, so that’s ten remixes. You’ll have to check out the album to find out more about the rest, but that’s a taste of how different it could be. Over 300 entries came in for remixes. It must have been hard to whittle down.

So, that’s the Top 5 Songs about disappointment won by The Blockheads. To find out who else was in the Top 5, either decipher the pie chart at the top of the page, check out the playlist here, or listen to this recording…

If you were doing a Top 5 Songs theme, what would you choose?

*My least favourite musician/famous person that I’ve met is Mark White, bassist of the Spin Doctors, which is a real shame because I love that band. Beyond arrogant.

Vote now for your favourite Disappointment song

A sort of regular feature of my radio shows is the Nick Hornby inspired Top 5 Songs.

I usually ask my lovely Facebook friends for their top songs about a certain subject and they never let me down. There are over 30 songs about disappointment this time – as the 2015 eclipse was such a let down to overcast London.

Cast your vote here and I’ll play the Top 5 Songs about disappointment tomorrow on Hawks Radio, 4:30-6:30.

 

face-306159_640

 

Previous shows have featured the Top 5 Songs about drag/crossdressing; rain; F songs and Christmas.

Stop bashing the young and try giving them work experience

Flip Chart Fairy Tales

Everybody knows that young people lack the basic skills needed in the workplace. It’s not just a problem with skills. They have bad attitudes too. These reports appear every few months, gleefully covered by the newspapers and providing soundbites for grandstanding MPs. It’s no wonder, then that youth unemployment is so high. Surely, no employer in their right mind would want to recruit such people.

I have long been sceptical about all this, though, because I first heard it when I was one of the people being complained about. Employers have been banging on about the poor skills and bad attitudes of young people since the 1980s, at least.

Yesterday’s report from the UK Commission for Education and Skills (UKCES) provides some useful background to the debate. It found that, while the UK’s unemployment rate is below average when compared with other EU countries, relative to our adult unemployment rate, it is high.

Screen Shot 2014-06-24 at 13.42.12

In other words, countries like Greece and…

View original post 746 more words

So there was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman…

Yes really.

Well technically two English men, if you count Lee Hurst, which you should, seeing as the Backyard Comedy Club is his gaff and has been since it opened in 1999. In 2010 he shut it down and completely changed the building, adding a seven storey hotel on top of the Backyard Bar and Kitchen, the comedy club’s home.

I won tickets to the night through a New Year’s competition that Lee Hurst ran on Twitter. I could pick any date. Many comedians play the club but I knew that I needed to see Lee Hurst, even though (or perhaps because) I have seen him many times before, loved him on They Think it’s All Over, and could quote a lot of his standup video (“Mum, dad says he wants a parrot” – look it up) so I picked a night when he was there – 28/02. My sister loves him too. He’s our comedian (wonder how he’d feel about that), so she came with me.

Lee compered the night which started a bit terrorism heavy, while finding out where people were from and all that, which I guess has the excuse of being topical what with three girls local to the club having fled to Syria to join ISIS recently (three spare places at Bethnal Green Academy – you laugh, I’ve installed a bunker), and then continued with more terrorism speak with Andrew Maxwell, talking about the IRA.

Lee Hurst

Lee Hurst – Backyard Comedy Club

The first section was very focused on identity and what it means to be and live in London, from the point of view of Andrew Maxwell; an Irish man who has lived in London – the great divided city – for 20 years. With his lesbian Hitler haircut (his words) he kept the crowd buzzing with his social commentary and fast-paced political insight. Accents-a-go-go he talked about the media’s portrayal of racists (working class people) and those who spurn racism (posh – In Hampstead Heath we’d like more blacks: we only have Jews – types), and how in London we don’t leave dog poo on the pavement, we pick it up and hang the bags in trees like art installations.

That’s a really quick summary but those parts really made me laugh. Them and so many more. He is definitely worth checking out.

I always make notes on my phone when I go to write these things, because I don’t want to get anything wrong or forget, and it was nice to get another person’s point of view. For my sister, she felt that by making fun of terrorists, their behaviour had become acceptable/normalised. Also that there was no need to put on that Irish accent or swear so much. She’s 31.

Lee introduced the next act, Liam Speirs (the Scotsman), and I don’t really know what to say about him. I’m not sure if he was put off by the crowd or what was going on, but it didn’t go that well for me. I don’t like being mean, but the only note that I’ve made on him is I wonder if his hair was part of the act. What a bitch.

Now I’ve already looked up when Eddy Brimson is on next and how many people I want to invite, because he was not only so funny but he said a lot of things that I’d fully agree with. Politically I would be at the same march as him, he seems to get annoyed at chuggers just as much as me, and he likes pandas. With a mixture of fast-paced long stories that it really helps if you don’t have drunk idiots in the back of the crowd to ignore to keep up with (only thing that ruined it) and observations in which you can’t guess where he’s going, I loved every second and he whipped up the crowd that had been lost. I can’t wait to see him again.

Backyard

Backyard Bar and Kitchen

I mentioned a little bit of trouble there, and I think it’s only fair to say that wherever there is alcohol and people, you’re going to get a little bit of that. When it’s in a comedy situation, it’s worse because it feels more interractive and it’s harder to drown people out. It’s down to the comedian to control the heckles and disturbances, and that’s exactly what they all did. Lee Hurst himself came out in the intermissions to speak to people who had interrupted the night, and well, the bit at the end was just a shame – mostly for those idiots in the back row who were missing one of the best parts of the night.

You can buy membership to the Backyard Comedy Club for £22 a year, which entitles you to see 12 shows – one a month. That’s not even £2 a show, for what is, to the normal paying punter, well worth the £13 a ticket. The bar is brilliantly priced too. You expect to go to London and be fleeced on food and drink, but it’s really reasonable, the staff are helpful and the food is good. The atmosphere is great. The first thing that hit me when I walked in was the awesome decor of the bar – that and the soundtrack. There aren’t many places where you’ll walk in to Frank Wilson’s Do I Love You (one of my personal top 5 records). I felt at home straightaway. There were some pretty active games of table tennis going on too, if that’s your thing. I’ll be going again. I also love Bethnal Green tube station, which is a two minute walk from the Backyard Bar and Kitchen.

Bethnal Green

Bethnal Green station

I’ve reviewed one other comedy show so far, which was Murray Lachlan Young at The Union in Soho. You can read it here.

I’ve never wanted to attach anything visual to Interpol

Interpol NME Awards Show 2015

 

And I still don’t feel like I have, despite being at the NME Awards Show 2015 with Austin Texas at the The Forum in Kentish Town. I don’t know why. I tried to be down the front, but I was at the back of the front, and despite being 5’9 I had some trouble seeing over the hipster hair. I caught the first three songs there – Say hello to the angels, Anywhere, My blue supreme – but escaped to near the bar just in time to have the dance room for the wonderful-I-thought-it-was-going-to-be-the-encore Evil. A false start meant it had to begin again. Can never hear that song enough.

Before they came on I wasn’t sure if they would just be touring with El Pintor, being their latest album, but there was a mixture from Turn on the Bright Lights, Antics, and Our Love to Admire – that last album reminds me of going to and from evening classes a few years ago, and was my gateway drug into Interpol. I never thought I would hear Rest My Chemistry or Pioneer to the Falls live. But I did. Oh I did.

Intepol El Pintor

Intepol El Pintor

And if I thought that couldn’t be topped, well, Slow Hands happened. I was a lonely dancer, elbows everywhere, amongst a static crowd at the back, but I didn’t care. What a song.

Were they perfect live? No. But I kind of like that about bands; the roughness of it all. They came in a bit high and hollow and filled out throughout the gig, ending with a double encore. And I know that I would love to see them again, partly in the hope to hear them play Mammoth and C’Mere. Maybe one day.

Slaves
Slaves. Have you heard of them? They’ve been around for a while. There’s only two of them, one has about a quarter of a drum kit, which he bashes and smashes and dances behind as he sings and snarls, the other a lovely fuzzy punky guitar which he looms over and leers at the audience with. Brilliant. Really tight, unlikely support for Interpol, in my eyes anyway, but I think I’d like to see them even more than I’d like see Interpol again, I think. They are set for a busy old year. Look at all these tour dates!

They love biscuits. Custard Creams are a favourite of the south. Garibaldi is the nicest to say.

Feed the Mantaray is their latest single, but this is my favourite, I reckon… Also love the video. Very 90s.

Joanna Gruesome and the argument

JG

 

“Have you ever heard this?” I ask the one I refer to as P Dog on the radio show, thinking that out of all Joanna Gruesome’s songs, Secret Surprise would be the one to wag his tail.

“What all that yap-yap-yappy voice?” He scrunches up his face.

“What are you on about?” I let it play past the intro to see his reaction to the change in the song. His face scrunches up a bit more. “What about this?” I stick Madison on, which is a song I play when I feel like I need a boost or I’m at the other end and just want a soundtrack to being happy.

“It sounds like a bunch of teenagers have just discovered instruments. All that fuzz just makes it sound dirty.”

“Yeah I know, I love dirty fuzz, it’s great, isn’t it.” I’m smiling, revelling in the song.

“It’s like a bad version of Ash.” I love 1977 and they seemed to be at every festival I went to for a while. They’re great live. P Dog has gone for the low blow. “It’s just like every other garage band. I just don’t like garage rock.”

It’s a wonder that you can get on with people when their ears are so different to yours. Or like when you find out that they like watermelon or olives. What must be going on with people’s tastebuds for them to be enjoyable?

Why would you not like riffs, a voice on the attack and smashing drums along with dirty jangly guitar? It sounds like they’ve all gone into battle with each other, but they’re being really sweet about it. Candy is one of the most lovely songs with the most surprising break into a marching drum beat that I’ve ever heard, and I still have no idea what it’s about. Every time I go back to the album I find something different that makes me smile or gets me tapping or wanting to jump about or going ooh at all that dirty fuzz. What does he hear that’s so different to my ears?

They’ve been compared to Sonic Youth, Mudhoney, Huggy Bear and Dinosaur Jr. Just last November they won the Welsh Music prize for Weird Sister, the album I’m playing snippets of to P Dog, beating Manic Street Preachers and Gruff Rhys.

But then again he likes Nickelback and watermelon with a bit of Parma ham.

I know they’ve been around for a while, but I just want to know where I can see them live. I mean, just look at this review.

I’m just a sweet transvestite in the rain this Christmas

Christmas drag

Or something like that.

So last week was the Top 5 Songs Christmas Special on the Hawks Radio Emma’s all music show.

To see how the songs in the poll came about, what songs were nominated and for your extra special chance to vote, see last week’s post – Top 5 songs – the Christmas special.

In this show not only did I reveal the Top 5 Christmas songs, but I also recapped the results of other Top 5 polls of the year.

First up was songs about rain. With over 60 songs to choose from and everything from Bob Mould to Barbara Streisand, Little Dragon to Led Zeppelin, it is a great example of why I love doing these polls – I didn’t know every song on there and it gave me the chance to discover some music that might not be new, but was new to me. What could be better? Not only did I not know all the songs that were nominated, I didn’t know all of the songs in the top 5, specifically the last two.

In honour of the number one song about rain, here’s a funky purple pie chart for you to decipher who sits where…

Top 5 songs about rain

Top 5 Songs about rain

 

The next Top 5 Songs chart gave me another chance to play Garbage. Huzzah! Inspired by me hearing Lola on the radio and someone singing Dude Looks Like a Lady on the same day, I decided to do a poll on songs about drag/transvestism. There are a lot of songs, whittled down through the power of a click of a finger to the Top 5:

  1. Lola – The Kinks
  2. Cherry lips – Garbage
  3. Dude looks like a lady – Aerosmith
  4. Funky cold medina – Tone Loc
  5. I’m a boy – The Who

And this leads us to part of one of my favourite films, before we get to the most wonderful time of the year. It all works together, see…

 

Christmas. It still feels too early to talk about it today, but last week I did the Top 5 Songs about Christmas show and I got to play Low! To be honest I put that song into the options, but people voted for it. People are good, music-wise, anyway,  which is kind of the sentiment for this time of year, I guess. And – *spoiler alert! – The Pogues and Kirsty McColl didn’t come in at number one. Shocker. I’m not going to tell you the Top 5 Songs about Christmas. If you’d like to find out, then the Top 5 Songs Spotify playlist is here.

You can also catch the entire show on Mixcloud – I’ve made it into the charts again! Christmas has come early for me. Thank you.

 

 

Top 5 songs – the Christmas special

Every once in a while I’ll do a poll on Hawks Radio to find out people’s favourite type of song on a certain subject.

This all starts with a post to all my Facebook friends to see what they come up with, then I put a survey together and ask people to vote for their top five out of all the options.

If you click on this link, you can decide what Christmas songs I play on tomorrow’s show. I know it’s too early, but it’s my last show before Christmas because I have things to do and Anna Calvi to see.

But let’s go back for a minute…

The first topic was rain. Rain had to be in the title, not alluded to. It couldn’t be cloudy with patches of rain. Just rain.

Over 60 songs later, with everyone from Bruno Mars to Whitesnake, and a bit of Gene Kelly and Supatramp thrown in on the way, here’s a glimpse of some of the options:

Rain

You can see the full survey and take part in the fun here…

The next was inspired by Justin, my fellow DJ, playing 2 hours of 90s’ rock on his show, which falls right before mine. Well that’s real easy to follow. Not. My first thought was to play Fight the Power by Public Enemy (yeah, take that, Justin!) but I thought I’d offer people the choice from a small selection of other F songs that I own. You can take that survey here too.

My most recent poll was inspired by my listening to Lola and hearing someone sing Dude looks like a lady on the same day, so we had the top five songs about crossdressing/drag/transgender. There are so many songs

 

 

I’m going to play all of the Top 5 songs on my show tomorrow 6 December, 4:30-6:30. And just in case you miss it, I’ll post the results on here next week.

What came first, the music or the misery?

The Barclaycard Mercury Prize shortlist and a change of scheduling

I was originally going to do this show a while ago, but I got too excited about the Iggy Pop John Peel lecture show, so here we are…

Saturday 29 November was billed as my day to look at the nominees for the Barclaycard Mercury Prize, but when it came to actually doing it, I didn’t think I could pull it off.

It’s not that I didn’t have all the songs – I sat and listened to each artist and found one from each to buy so that I could play them on the show. All systems were working and I was with it, so that’s all the battles won, really.

I did have someone in helping me, though. A friend who came partly to catch up and partly to chat to me on air about various things*. The thing about having someone in the room with you, is it’s very different to having your invisible audience at home. I know certain songs that my audience will like. I know some new songs that they might like and I will try out on them, or might be able to get past them. Sometimes I find things so interesting – like the Iggy Pop show – that I will play them and hope that people come along with me. (And that’s charted well on Mixcloud, so my judgement can’t be too bad). But having her in the room with me made me reluctant to play a show that I thought would be so inaccessible, and, in a way, so same-y. And I’m hesistant to say this because I don’t like being negative … quite pretentious.

If I had played the likes of FKA Twigs, GoGo Penguin, Polar Bear, Young Fathers and East India Youth – the latter of which I really couldn’t get on with – all on one show, I think I would have alienated my audience. There, I’ve said it.

The more I listen to Young Fathers, the more I like them. I’d like to sit down in a dark room with no distractions and listen to FKA Twigs and work it all out. I think Polar Bear has come up with the most middle class title for a song, which I think is brilliant – They’re all Ks and Qs Lucien – but at the same time, that goes some way to prove my point.

In recent years, many people have questioned whether this is what the Barclaycard Mercury Prize is about.

The songs I chose to play came from alt-J, Jungle, Royal Blood and Kate Tempest. Left Hand Free is a great song to start a show with, which I did. It’s also a song that might have been heard on the station before, or elsewhere, and if not, I think it’s one that’s hard not to like. Kate Tempest and Jungle I saw as artists who might not get so much play on commercial radio – so people might discover something new – but they both offer different genres that are interesting and catchy and you can get into and want to hear again. Royal Blood I played as another accessible artist, also likely to be well known and have been played on the station before, but from a genre very different to the others.

Here’s how my show started. Click on the link to get the full Spotify playlist. I try to play something for everyone.

The opening to Emma's all music show 29/11/14

The opening to Emma’s all music show 29/11/14

 

I could have played Anna Calvi, but because I love her, I feel like I play her music a lot. Bombay Bicycle Club and Damon Albarn, to me, are so well established that they might not need any more radio play, so I wanted to give other people a go. I will be playing them next time, along with Nick Mulvey and Young Fathers. But, as much as I like doing something different, I think I’m going to have to drip-feed the Mercury Prize nominees into the world. They’re just too much for one show.

 

*This ended up being “No wonder Ian Brown took drugs, he must have been really bored just standing there with his tambourine for the long bits where he doesn’t sing” after I played The Stone Roses, I am the Resurrection for about eight minutes.

A whole lot of brass and hair

I’ve never really thought about the word hootenanny before, outside of Jools Holland, but that’s what I felt like I was at 21 November at The Square, Harlow.

Dean Austin eased into the night, slapping the wood and the strings of his guitar to create his multilayered sound. Using effects and loops, he became a one-man band, which was both amazing to watch and intense to hear.

Bare Knuckle Parade at The Square Harlow

Bare Knuckle Parade at The Square Harlow

Celtic rock and rollers Bare Knuckle Parade – described to be based on a love of sing-until-your-jaw-is-broken drinking songs – brought all the instruments, including an accordion and a banjo. They are spot on live, extremely well-polished, and anyone that covers Gogol Bordello is fine by me.

What would you call a Victorian villain? Tankus the Henge? Well, that’s what I thought the name might be about, anyway, for this band who were in the top ten to see at Glastonbury in 2011. Or, having done a bit more research, a big ol’ earthwork maybe. Anyway…

Tankus the Henge at The Square Harlow

Tankus the Henge at The Square Harlow

With a literally smoking piano, blues inflected guitar, soul-fueled bass and other genres that I can mention in a clever way (seriously not many bands throw together ragtime, rock, reggae, blues, funk, disco and gypsy punk, or cover The Band) if you get a chance to see them, don’t miss it. So charismatic and well put together, it’s like you’re watching a musical with all the fun of a carnival. And who doesn’t love a singalong?

All in all, it was a night of watching people do something they obviously love, and another great reason to support your local music venue.